Colonel Puckerman




I'm Puck I'm 43, married to the most talented woman in the world, Mercedes. I've got four kids, all badasses all talented and all mean more to me than anything else in this world, so do no mess with them. I'm also Marine, 25 years and counting. So, all you little punk badass little kids out there, don't do anything stupid, or I'll have to sort you out.

Liam. Car. Now.  

If you make me say it again, you will regret it. Do you understand me?